Over Shoulder Boulder Holders - August 2006
Katie Price/Jordan has signed a multi million pound deal to design a range of underwear for big busted girls under the Panache banner.  The glamour model hopes to follow in the footsteps of Kylie and Elle MacPherson as her candy coloured confections hit the shops.  During the design process Katie discovered that she’d been wearing the wrong size bra herself, ’I’d been wearing a 32DD but I’m actually a 30G,’ she explains ’I know I’ve got big boobs but I didn’t know they were that big!’.


Jordan’s baby tragedy - July 2006
Jordan, aka Katie Price, has confirmed that she recently suffered a miscarriage. She and husband Peter Andre found out that they had lost the baby during a scan when Katie was four months pregnant and were horrified to learn that someone had leaked the news to the press. The model already has two sons and was hoping for a baby girl to add to the Price-Andre clan, recently saying in an interview, “I’d call her Pink or Princess because she’d be my little princess.”

Glamour Girl Gas - May 2006
Jordan has admitted that her most embarrassing moment was farting in the middle of an interview. The model, who isn’t afraid to let rip when it comes to her opinions on other celebs, claims that her biggest gaff came from the other end. In an interview with Heat magazine she said "I was being interviewed by four journalists when I did the loudest fart - it almost blew me off my chair!"

Jordan v Peter - may 2006
Peter Andre and Jordan just can’t agree when it comes to their forthcoming album of duets. Since getting together the kitsch pair have been thrilling the world with their musical talents - from Jordan’s Eurovision attempt to the cheesy duet of A Whole New World from Disney film Aladdin - and we’ve all been waiting with bated breath for their long player. However if they can’t learn to get along the album will never see the light of day. Apparently they’ve been arguing over everything from production styles to who sings what parts and can’t even agree on a style - Peter wants a disco sound with some hip hop thrown in for good measure while, uncharacteristically, Jordan wants to go for a softer Dido-esque release. We can’t imagine who might win that fight ...

Kid Kidnap Foiled - May 15, 2020
Police have confirmed that they are investigating a plot to kidnap glamour girl Jordan’s children, Harvey, three and Junior, eleven months.

Reports suggest that a gang of London and international criminals were planning to kidnap one of the children and demand ?1 million in ransom money. However, Scotland Yard have received intelligence about the plot and are currently investigating. Meanwhile security at Jordan and Peter Andre’s home near Uckfield in East Sussex has been stepped up.

Neither Jordan nor footballer Dwight Yorke, Harvey’s father, have commented on the situation but the threat is just another disaster in a long string of problems for the model’s family.