All the celebs are allowed one luxury item, and Jordan wanted to take her vibrator, as after all, a small space enclosed with 11 other people and live coverage is an ideal discreet place for Jordan and her bunny to get jiggy. However, it was not to be.

Shocked producers said no, and told her to take a pink fluffy hot water bottle with her instead.

Beware: Jordan’s boobs could bust! - 22 Jan
Medical experts have warned that Jordan’s inflated boobs could explode if leeches get stuck on them in the jungle.

Jordan has said that she wants to get a tan and plans to strip off in the jungle. But doctors have said that could be the worst thing she could do, as they might start swelling should she get bitten. Swelling? They’d fill the TV screen.

A new glamorous resident - 01/12/03
So does the sleepy village of Maresfield in Sussex hate or welcome Jordan?

According to many tabloids, Jordan, or Katie as her mum probably still calls her, has paid around ?650,000 for an ivy clad, 1930’s style home in the village with five bedrooms and about 13 acres of gardens and paddocks. She has left behind her ?360,000 house in Poynings, just outside Brighton where she grew up, having told friends she wants a quieter, more rural life. "I am fed up with people driving past and yelling at me," she said. "I don’t feel safe."

But reports say the villagers are chomping at the bit with the busty model moving to their little hamlet. A community website had the message ’’Guess who’s just moved into a house in Maresfield - Jordan. The neighbours are not very happy about it. Maresfield is turning into a dodgy place to live’. But now it seems that it was all a media wind up. The same website had only one other message about Jordan, as opposed the reported ’frenzy’ of messages, and this one was pro Jordan.

It said ’’I would like to reiterate the comments on the front page of the Sussex Express to say that from the majority of marefield’s residents, we have no problem at all with Jordan living here, in fact, it is none of our business to take the high moral ground, she is an honest, hard working mum who has chosen to live here which we should all be proud of, the comments in the tabloids are made up, i know of no one who has been approached by them... so Jordan, (Katie) welcome, enjoy maresfield and thanks for the ultimate compliment of choosing to live here. P.S. - you have nice bazookas.’

Jordan’s designer pants - 03/11/03
Bra busting model Jordan is working on her own lingerie designs for gravity defying women everywhere.

The glamour model has been moaning about the lack of glamorous underwear she can wear, although surely most of her job consists of posing in fluffy undies. Never one to let an opportunity slip, Jordan has announced that she will design her own range of glamorous lingerie with the bigger busted lady in mind. Possibly she won’t be thinking of fellow glamour model Jodie Marsh though.

Police drop charges - 24/10/03
Police are to take no further action over assault charges against Brighton based glamour model Jordan.

Apparently they have dropped their inquiries into allegations she attacked a woman at the Bambu venue in Birmingham. This saves Jordan a drive into Brum to answer bail. Her solicitor said "She was surprised, really. Why go through all the bother of making a complaint when it is just going to be dropped?"

Jordan Arrested - 07/08/03
The Brighton loving glamour gal has been arrested on suspicion of assault in a Brummie nightclub.