This time Steve’s latest girlfriend Brenda Swanson has gone on record as saying (with Steve’s consent) that Liz played the oldest trick in the book by telling Bing she was on the Pill and then purposely getting herself pregnant. Liz was with Hugh for 13 years with no such accident, but with a man worth ?400 million it has taken less than two years.

Liz is infuriated and has retaliated - she claims that she was taking birth control but after falling ill she was put on antibiotics, which meant that the Pill no longer worked. How she knows this now and not then I find hard to swallow.

Whilst all this is happening, Liz has still managed to find time to fit in a new relationship with another American, she would not reveal his identity but says she is very fond of him.

To add to Liz’s hurt and pain, Bing is not only seeing Brenda but he has also flown old flame, model Caprice, over to Memphis in his private Lear jet. They are rumoured to be attending a Jerry Lee Lewis concert before returning to LA together. Rumours suggest that they are only friends, so nothing for Liz to worry about however I would say that she has more pressing matters to think about anyway.

Liz retaliates - 05/11/01
"I’m deeply distraught by Stephen Bing publicly declaring that he hadn’t been in an ’exclusive relationship’ with me,’’

"This is the first I had heard of this and the implications are very painful, especially as I am shortly to give birth to his child.’’

"I was completely loyal and faithful to Stephen throughout this time as, indeed, he assured me he was to me,’’ Yeah, right.

The saga continues - 04/11/01
Single mother to be Liz needs paying, however her ex-lover refuses to believe that he is the father, (i.e doesn’t want to part with a small fortune for the unborn child). Serial womaniser Steven Bing denies that he is an eminent daddy. He claims that he had only ever slept with Liz twice - that bad was she! Besides hasn’t any one told the p***k that he only has to do it once for a woman to get pregnant even if it’s a 20 second fumble!! Even so she needn’t worry about signing up for the social, as Tesco have already offered the actress-come-model-come-clotheshorse-come-publicity whore a contract for the unborn accessory modelling the latest range of nappies and baby goods. Doubt it’ll be value range somehow!!

Liz is preggers - 09/11/01
So Liz hasn’t been gorging on the puds at Browns - the 36-year-old actress and Estee Lauder model yesterday announced that she was preggers with film producer Steve Bing’s child. Earlier this week Liz had been spotted going for a pre-natal check up and scan accompanied by former lover Mr. Stutter, Hugh Grant. They were seen on Tuesday going arm-in-arm into the St. John and St. Elizabeth hospital in St. John’s Wood, where Jerry Hall and Emma Thompson had their sprogs before her. Although celebrity spotters may have noticed Liz giving up smoking and heavy drinking as well as the slow expansion of her waist, her pregnancy might come as a bit of a surprise if you’d heard Hugh’s claims that the glamour puss couldn’t even look after a pet bunny he’d given her. So I’m sure the question on everybody’s lips now is how will poor Liz cope being a single mum? With the baby due in April, Liz and Steve have no plans to marry or even live together. But somehow I doubt that she’ll be queuing up at the post office for her milk tokens and single parent benefit. I’m sure her army of nannies will ensure that baby is the perfect accessory to her Versace outfits. Let’s hope this accessory lasts longer than the rabbit!