Chantelle Houghton

Profession: Reality TV Star
Place/Date of Birth: Brentwood, Essex, 21 August 2020
Associated with: Preston

Last year Jordan and Peter Andre tied the knot after meeting on a reality TV gameshow, which beggars the question - who’s next? George Galloway and Pete Burns perhaps?

New television show for ITV - April 6, 2020
Professional non-celebrity Chantelle Houghton has been chosen to present a new television show for ITV. The 22 year old told ITV.com that she will front a programme about ’a girl who can’t get a date’. Chantelle said that she will give her ’a Chantelle-sort of do, and she goes out on a date with a guy, and hopefully they click.’ Genuis. The mind boggles.

It’s not the ditzy blonde’s first foray into television - sh’s already entertained dozens of insomniacs with her appearances on ’Chantelle: Living the Dream’, in which she acted dumb whilst doing nothing in particular.

Yeah, good luck with that one.

What’s next: Chantelle - Feb 1, 2021
So a non Celeb won Celebrity Big Brother and is now poised to become a celebrity in her own right. The word celebrity has come to stand for a bypass of talent whatsoever - you don’t have to do nuffink to be a Celebrity. You can top the charts even if you have the singing ability of my cat. You can be on television, without ever stepping into a drama class. You can be photographed at every waking opportunity so the snap can be sold to Nuts. Is this what Chantelle wants?

Of course it is - she stands to make a small fortune out of winning Celeb BB, and has already signed with John Noel Management, who also look after Davina McCall and various other BB winners. Magazines like Heat and OK! are clamouring to have her on the cover. Ker-ching! Kandyfloss - her fictional band, will be formed and release the single. Ker-ching! Even her orange lipstick, lost in the BB house, was found and is selling for £38 on ebay. Ker-ching ker-ching!

So far Chantelle has modelled her career on looking a bit like Paris Hilton, a woman famous for being rich and having sex on video. But now Chantelle is visible for herself, how far is she able to go?

Chantelle wins! - Jan 27, 2021
Chantelle Houghton, Essex promotions girl has walked out of the Big Brother house a winner. Some housemates (Mr Burns ... ) looked less than impressed at her victory while old friend Jodie Marsh gave the winner a standing ovation. Even the girl herself didn’t believe it, asking Davina if she was sure they’d got it right over and over again and of course she was even more flabbergasted to discover that a cool twenty five grand would be winging its way to her bank account. And so, in the flash of a firework or sixty two it’s all over and another celeb has been released on to an unsuspecting public ... but will she make it past the pages of Heat?

Celebrity Big Brother 2006

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Biography

Paris Hilton look-a-like and promotions girl Chantelle hails from Essex (if you hadn’t already guessed). As the first ever non-famous Celebrity Big Brother contestant she made BB history by fooling her fellow contestants in to thinking she was the lead singer of a girl band, Kandyfloss. 22 years old, Chantelle loves lip gloss, shopping and all things pink ... she should have plenty to discuss with George Galloway then.
October 2007