Geri is currently being filmed around the country as a judge on Pop Stars: The Rivals. Geri’s fellow judges have revealed that Geri has told them that she will be based in Los Angeles from the beginning of next year.

Geri lands the L’Oreal contract - 21/02/02
Our local media hungry, ex-singer, yoga fanatic, addictive personality, Ms Geri Halliwell has landed herself a nice fat deal with L’Oreal. This is probably the biggest, fattest contract that has come within a five mile radius of our little ginger princess since her heady days with the Spice Girls.

Since the rather sad launch of her ’ahem’ solo career, the British public has seen and read more about this ladies private life than any other public figure in the entire history of stardom.

So it comes as a sickening shock that Ms Halliwell is due to publish yet another autobiography, only 3 years on since the original.

What has she done in the past 3 years that warrants an entire book? I was always led to believe that auto/biographies were supposed to be lifetime accounts of socially important, interesting, intelligent individuals - so god knows why Geri gets to bring one out every three years - please promise me you won’t go and buy it?
Geri’s left out in the cold - 25/01/02
It has been reported in the press that our precious little ginger princess has been shoved out in the cold - again. She really is playing the part of pretty woman out to a tee - after finding herself intertwined in a relationship with a rather rich gentleman who’s pastimes involve a keen interest polo, she has been dumped and left to fend for herself in what is turning out to be (for her) a wicked, wicked world. Will they get back together? Will Bobby Hashemi realise that really he is deeply in love with her and just didn’t know it? I don’t think so, Bobby is renowned to be against serious relationships and Geri has admitted that her ideal man is ’probably gay’ - hmmm.. I seem to see a few problems with that equation old Gezza.. Never mind, as they say there are plenty more fish in the sea and anyway she’ll be spending most of her time searching for the house of her dreams - Geri has recently been speculating about the purchase of a ?4 million Knightsbridge penthouse - is this what you would call retail therapy?
Geris hopes are hampered - 11/01/02
Ms. Halliwell received a surprise Christmas gift this year from her former friend George Michael, who took it on himself to pull a fast one on the quickly diminishing ex-spice. It is rumoured that the fitness freak and lady of leisure was awe struck on Christmas Eve when a large, Harrods package was delivered to her front door. On seeing that it was from George, Geri must have assumed that the delectable ’ex-friend’ desperately wanted to kiss and make up, oh how wrong could she be? Knowing about Geris’ obsession with her new ’slim-line’ body and her on-going fascination with self-help groups, George had stuffed the hamper with a myriad of fattening delicacies, chocolate truffles, cheeses, caviar etc. No-one is quite sure what little, old Geri did with the hamper, but we have heard that she has recently enrolled her dog Harry on a new ’lose that puppy fat’ scheme at a local health farm.

Demonic Geri ditched by club 10/12/01
Poor old Geri, the Notting Hill fitness freak and ’demonic little girl’ (as she is known to her close friends) has been dealt a blow this week when she behaved so badly that Holmes Place banned her from using their facilities.