The Robster is due to sign on the dotted line in three weeks, but with who is anyone’s guess. (Let’s hope he’s worth it . remember Mariah!)

Let him entertain them - 09/08/02
He was meant to be away for a year, however, it looks increasingly likely that Robbie Williams is not coming back home. His Notting Hill home remains empty and since finding love with Rod Stewart’s ex-wife Rachel Hunter, he has instructed estate agents to find him a suitable property in the Hollywood Hills.

However, it is not only the allure of the beautiful Hunter that is keeping Robbie stateside. "I came to the US to stay sober and it really is the best place for me," he has commented. "Now I’ve met Rachel I’m totally convinced this is where I want to be". Good riddance - always thought he had too big an ego for this country.

Reverend Robbie Williams - 19/03/02
Mr Williams took his career to another height this month when he was ordained as a minister - another title to add to his credits.
Robbie legally became a minister in minutes by surfing the Internet and receiving online ordination by one of America’s anything-goes churches.
Within a matter of days he had also performed his first wedding ceremony for his friend Billy Morrison, bass player with the British rock band The Cult, and his American girlfriend Jennifer Holliday.
The couple decided to marry just two days before the ceremony took place and originally Robbie was destined to be best man, however to ensure that the day was as ’rock ’n’ roll’ as possible Robbie took the dive and applied for to become a minister of the Universal Ministries.
Billy told Hello magazine: "Rock ’n’ rollers are supposed to do wacky things and be unconventional, Keith Moon used to drive Rolls-Roces into swimming pools - well, we decided to get married in style with Robbie as our vicar. What could be more memorable?"

He’s here, he’s there, he’s everywhere - 11/01/02
As Robbie continues to batter the media climate with alter-egos, self-obsessed movies and cheesy marketing ploys, this spring will see him go one step further. It is rumoured that Mr. Williams has been approached by the makers of the Simpsons. He will be joining a long line of celebrities who have appeared on the show alongside the world renowned, dysfunctional, jaundice family. No doubt all the little teeny bobbers will be squealing in delight and their middle-aged mothers will be licking their wrinkly lips in anticipation of further Robbie fodder, all I can hope for is a little humiliation on the part of Mr. Williams - get out of our faces...

Robbie Exposed 6/11/01
Robbie Williams is believed to have been approached by underwear giants Calvin Klein with regard to being the new face of their advertising campaign. He is known to be very comfortable with getting his kit off and if he does take the job he is expected to donate his fee to his Give It Sum charity.

Bobbie Big Boots 26/10/01
Bad boy Bobby Robbie Williams has been getting a little to big for his boots recently, he is currently on a trip to Taiwan, where he was involved in a slagging match with the airport press. Mr Williams refused to answer questions posed by the press as he was waiting for passport control and when he reverted to plain old insults the press became somewhat agitated. ’I didn’t insult your country - I insulted you.’ Robbie stated before clearing immigration and runnning down the airport hall with the press pursuing him - i must say we expected a little more from you Bobby boy...