Ozzy is still recovering from the quad bike accident that left him with eight broken ribs and a metal bar in place of his collarbone. Sharon said ’My husband is a bloody nutter. He wanted sex the week he came out of hospital. I was like, ’Are you f*****g nuts?’ I hurt just looking at you.

"Can you imagine humping someone with a great big metal neck brace on and his arm in a sling? I was scared to even touch him. He had eight broken ribs, a broken neck, he’s got a metal bar for a collarbone. He’s out of his mind."

Unfortunately I can imagine only too clearly now - ta for that, Sharon!

Sharon’s scrap - 14/04/03
Brummie Ozzy Osbournes wife Sharon has been rushed to hospital after getting into a fight with a junior Hollywood agent.

Sharon was in Beverly Hills having dinner with Ozzy and son Jack, when a girl called Renee Tab reportedly attacked her. Renee had been at the Osbourne’s New Years Eve party - when Sharon and Ozzy renewed their wedding vows. Renee won a ?26,600 diamond and sapphire necklace and ear-ring set during the night, but Sharon later accused Renee of ’being a gate-crashing thief who had no right to the prize’.

The pair met again during the dinner and got into a ’heated tiff’ - resulting in Sharon going to hospital, where she was treated and released, feeling a lot better.. I am sure the ’tiff’ is now in the hands of the lawyers even as we speak.

The Iron man is the Money man! - 26/02/03
Brummie Ozzy and wife Sharon have entered the British rich list straight in at number three.

Their 40 million pound fortune following the success of placing their family in front of MTV’s all seeing eyes, mean that they are well on the nations rich list.

But topping the list is Sir Paul McCartney - you’d have to go a long way to coming close to his ?120 m fortune - possibly you’d need a yellow submarine to catch up, but it might make you a bit paranoid.

Osbournes renew wedding vows - 02/01/03
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have renewed their wedding vows during a New Year’s Eve party.

The couple who were married in 1982, delayed their 20th anniversary celebration because of Sharon’s battle with colon cancer, but on New Year’s Eve the celebrations took place at the Beverly Hills Hotel in front of hundreds of guests.

Sharon wore a cream wedding gown and diamond tiara as her father escorted her down the aisle whilst daughter Kelly was a flower girl.

The 1970s group Village People provided the music.

Osbournes will shave off their hair - 29/11/02
The Osbourne family have said they will all shave there hair off if Sharon loses hers following her Cancer treatment.

So far Sharon’s hair hasn’t thinned much but Ozzy, Jack and Kelly are ready to come out in solidarity if need be. "We’ll be known as the Osbalds," Sharon told People magazine.

The second season of their MTV show has just started over in the states. Brummie Ozzy says he fell apart and started drinking when Sharon’s cancer was diagnosed last summer. "I don’t think I’ll ever be 100% sober," he says. "I can’t stand AA."

Sharon Osbourne fights Cancer - 19/07/02
Ozzy’s wife Sharon Osbourne who underwent colon cancer surgery on the 3rd July has been told that the cancer has spread.

One of two nearby lymph nodes removed during the procedure had since tested positive for cancerous cells, indicating the cancer had spread beyond her colon.

She is to start three months three months of chemotherapy on July 29, she has allowed MTV to film the treatment when shooting resumes for the second season of "The Osbournes"